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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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Brings new definition to "cavity" search!!

That is so wrong, on so many different levels.

x3audraaax3 0

that's soooo gross.

Icky. Very icky... I'd stick a post-it note on the brush that says: "i know. enjoy"... she'll freak out !!!!

princessri94 0

oh god...that really sucks...lol

omg ewwww that is DISGUSTING

Failmaster 0

Did she have a cavity? Tooth brush fail!

AAAAHHHHHHHH THATS FOUL!!!!!!

slyvanilla_creme 0

Ewww! I hope that's when she first used it and you tossed it out! That's so nasty.

gislince 0

funny thing is that she wouldn't use it to brush her teeth..