Today, I have to go to the dentist to get a tooth capped. Why? Because my room mate knows I sleepwalk and thought it would be funny to put a trip wire across the top of the stairs. It worked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML
Today, I was staying at my friend's house, which is next door. Our houses are the same layout, only mirrored, so tonight when I got out of bed in the dark, I instinctively turned to my left, thinking I was entering the bathroom, and fell down the stairs. Three of my teeth are missing. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML
Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML
Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML
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hk_fml 9
wtf. You couldve gotten seriously hurt D:
alexandraa_fml 0
Bahaha, maybe he'll saran wrap the door frame next time? Oh the vast amount of pranks that could be pulled!
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Comments (71)
quivx 7
Haha! You're roomate's pretty cool.
Brooklynxman 0
Sue him AND call the cops on him. That is uncool in the supreme.
Wes2k8 0
Why the hell would you steal this from http://tinyurl.com/ya6o9py ?
Phazzer 0
I think everyone here is missing the point. The roommate was right, that is ******* hilarious.
xbon 2
Tru that, he's the dumbass for living with someone who would do something like this, And he deserved it.
omgzdude 0
you can sue him for possibly killing you and your tooth.
DameGreyWulf 1
Trip wire across the hall = funny Trip wire across top of stairs = hilarious, until the person breaks something or dies and you're held liable.
hedgehogs 0
I think your roommate needs to pay the bill for your dentistry, or you talk to a lawyer about getting her to pay the bill, pay your legal expenses and another chunk of change for your pain and suffering, and possibly facing charges along the lines of malicious mischief and reckless endangerment.
CLICKHEREx 0
Put a contact alarm on your bedroom door, and set it every night before sleeping, so if you open the door, the alarm wakes you.
CatherineARE 0
ok i sleep walk and woke up in the middle of a 4 lane rode 3 miles away form my home here is the best advice... take 2 sleeping pills....i know melliton-something (i cant remember the name) i know it only says take 1 but u need 2
yehr 0
how stupid is someone to not know this isn't even remotely funny. That's could have killed you dangerous. Why doesn't he just cut the break cable in your car and be done with it. What a fucken moron.