Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I spent over an hour shovelling the walkway and driveway, snow blowing in my face and down my coat. When I was finally finished, a guy started going through the neighborhood plowing everyone's driveways for them. FML
Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Apocalypse snow
Today, I shoveled the driveway because there's enough snow to block my car. Overnight we're supposed to get six more inches of snow. It's like shoveling the driveway is a waste of time because more snow gets piled on it the next day. FML
Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my shovel. So I tried cleaning the driveway with a garbage lid. That broke too. Now I'm out snow shovel, AND a garbage lid. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Grateful
Today, my mom made me shovel our long driveway, as it had just snowed a couple of inches. It took me two and half hours to finish. She came out and said, "Wow, is this really the best you can do?" FML
Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML
Snow day confusion
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML
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redheadfreak929 0
Acually ur smart that u did that because the rain would have made the ice even worse! I've made that mistake before!
Bebbo_fml 21
Rain would have made it heavier. At some point you'd have to shovel it
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Comments (22)
Blobenshnogen 0
thats really shitty, sounds like MI
Yuuki_chan_fml 0
Haha yeah it does. I live in Michigan and we get that kinda ice every-so-often :3
stephenfranklin 15
at the top of the post it says Maryland, it's not MI
redheadfreak929 0
Acually ur smart that u did that because the rain would have made the ice even worse! I've made that mistake before!
hatesstupidfmls 0
Sucks, son
QuaDECH 13
Suck DEEZ NUTS!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
in the summer time?
kfred987 0
Erm... This was posted on 1/28/09. Look at the dates, dipshit...
Trilla_fml 0
******* hell, dude
chaos753159 4
wow realy.
icantellu 7
haha oh God. Maryland was soooo bad in the winter.
Kgirl2cute 6
IT took.. I completely.. Learn to type in proper sentences, OP!
TheSmoothDude 10
12 is right.
starberries 0
starberries 0
Maryland isn't in New England.