Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
Where am I?
Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML
Today, I start my second shift at my new job. Apparently, I'm closing by myself. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. FML
Bored senseless
Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
Today, after driving hundreds of miles to sign the paperwork for my new job, I found out the guy who hired me recently quit, and HR has no idea who I am. FML
Great news!
Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML
Anyone there?
Today, I'm still waiting for my current job, which gaslit me in various ways for a year, to acknowledge my month's notice. My new job starts in 3 weeks. I'm genuinely not sure if my (ex) managers and HR are all on furlough, or if they're just fucking with me. FML
Today, as I was helping a customer, she asked if it was my first day and who was training me. Evidently, I'm bad at my job, because I've worked there for 7 months. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Can't win
Today, I've been working for a company for six months, but I still don't know my job fully because my trainer is difficult. He would get mad because I'd wait until he was done explaining before asking questions, so I changed and asked as soon as he said something I didn't know, but would get, "Well, if you'd let me finish…" FML
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CreamGravy 36
Doesn't matter, got paid?
Patriots21 14
I don't know if this is a reflection of a lack of motivation on your part, or a lackluster company where sub par work is acceptable.
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Comments (98)
joelp232 17
Day 30: they still havent noticed
Tutetheblack 20
OP you and I are on the same boat, it's been a month now in a phone company and I still have no idea what im doing here.
Dean__Winchester 16
Do you work at Walmart??
Sinclair935 5
try being in the army. Five years and I'm not sure who my boss is, or where I'll be working next week. at least it's narrowed down to the geographical area lol
WattledParsley 11
Welcome to life.
nursesash14 15
hopefully your job is not in the medical field!!
Notverycreeative 13
Fake it til you make it..
chriisteex 10
I feel you, OP! I was a chiropractors assistant my first year of college and the only thing they trained me to do was to log in data into the computer. When things arose like actually assisting the chiropractor, dealing with attorneys, and talking chiropractor jargon I was completely clueless. I was ready and willing to learn but nobody trained me how to do so.
rockwrench 18
So what's your problem? Most managers don't know what they're doing either let alone how to train their staff. Tell them you need some training along with how you want to do your best for the company. Good luck.
cappellaaa 23
then you should ask for help maybe?