Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
Where am I?
Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML
Today, I start my second shift at my new job. Apparently, I'm closing by myself. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. FML
Bored senseless
Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
Today, after driving hundreds of miles to sign the paperwork for my new job, I found out the guy who hired me recently quit, and HR has no idea who I am. FML
Great news!
Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML
Anyone there?
Today, I'm still waiting for my current job, which gaslit me in various ways for a year, to acknowledge my month's notice. My new job starts in 3 weeks. I'm genuinely not sure if my (ex) managers and HR are all on furlough, or if they're just fucking with me. FML
Today, as I was helping a customer, she asked if it was my first day and who was training me. Evidently, I'm bad at my job, because I've worked there for 7 months. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Can't win
Today, I've been working for a company for six months, but I still don't know my job fully because my trainer is difficult. He would get mad because I'd wait until he was done explaining before asking questions, so I changed and asked as soon as he said something I didn't know, but would get, "Well, if you'd let me finish…" FML
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CreamGravy 36
Doesn't matter, got paid?
Patriots21 14
I don't know if this is a reflection of a lack of motivation on your part, or a lackluster company where sub par work is acceptable.
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Comments (98)
LyricaSilvan 30
Solution: Request more training. Let them know you're not feeling confident about what to do and ask that they show you more.
oobergoober89 16
And you're still getting paid? Call it a win
CaptainCore993 19
I do volunteer work and sometime I have no idea what I'm doing.Happens to all of us at some point.Just ask for some help or you get you can get fired.
BlondePsycho 43
I have been at my job for 5 years and have no idea what i'm doing
sweatynate 13
This is the funniest FML ever lol.
sullivankeara 25
Don't worry took me six months to figure out what the hell I was doing. Got paid, got promoted! Keep going!
vlalam 24
U r getting paid right? so just chill bud
Mysterious_one 26
programmer I guess
kurodansei 16
been at my job 7 months and I kinda know what I'm doing. dont worry. give it the full 12 months. if you're still there then you're doing something right.
jcshadow 16
You must be doing something right or somebody would've bitched at you by now........maybe that's just my job