soconfused
Belfast, United Kingdom
Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
Morgan Jones
Where am I?
Today, I went to work at my new job, where I thought it would be super easy because I shop there all the time, and already know where everything is. Turns out, they're remodelling the store, so I don't know where anything is anymore, and the bosses get mad at me for being too slow. FML
I know nothing
Surrey, Canada
Today, I start my second shift at my new job. Apparently, I'm closing by myself. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do. FML
Anonymous
United States
Bored senseless
Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after driving hundreds of miles to sign the paperwork for my new job, I found out the guy who hired me recently quit, and HR has no idea who I am. FML
screwedfortheweek
United States
Great news!
Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML
Anonymous
Anyone there?
Today, I'm still waiting for my current job, which gaslit me in various ways for a year, to acknowledge my month's notice. My new job starts in 3 weeks. I'm genuinely not sure if my (ex) managers and HR are all on furlough, or if they're just fucking with me. FML
jxfc
Tracy, United States
Today, as I was helping a customer, she asked if it was my first day and who was training me. Evidently, I'm bad at my job, because I've worked there for 7 months. FML
jobless
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
notamindreader
Freeport, United States
Can't win
Today, I've been working for a company for six months, but I still don't know my job fully because my trainer is difficult. He would get mad because I'd wait until he was done explaining before asking questions, so I changed and asked as soon as he said something I didn't know, but would get, "Well, if you'd let me finish…" FML
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CreamGravy 36
Doesn't matter, got paid?
Patriots21 14
I don't know if this is a reflection of a lack of motivation on your part, or a lackluster company where sub par work is acceptable.
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Comments (98)
trex9513 5
That's what training is for dumbass
PropelledFeline 5
That means this job is teaching you a valuable skill. Jobs that only take a week to master aren't as valuable.
rockwrench 18
Totally tracking with you #83.
IceMan11 23
Make sure to get that penski file done by Monday.
MissyPastaCreeps 16
So you're Barney?
CandyApple88 13
Ahh i see my former supervisor has moved on and done the same thing in their new role!
smackaroonial 20
This sounds vaguely like school. Are you sure you're not in school somehow?
Nysha 17
You need to watch S02E09 of Black Books.
Bludude4 10
Fake it 'till you make it?
thatonedude55 8
I thought that was normal.
Stillo 25
Hopefully you aren't a doctor or something :D