Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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Top comments
Fossilcoronet 0
Try the cab company again?
sammyf89 13
Just call the cab company and query why the cab never came.
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Comments (86)
Enslaved 38
Make a few more phone calls.
ronski 41
That sucks OP, phone the taxi company again
kyyllee 3
make a small fire out of the person you hates work! in your defense you needed to survive the night and be warm.
ipoopinshoes 2
At least you won't be late for work tomorrow!
HermanPE 2
Been there done that. now ask the boss for a raise because of the dedication you have showed.
Choonie 1
Sleep tight
thiscrazything 1
Sweet dreams. At least you will have an early start in the morning.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Taxi didn't cone after 5hrs? Wow
rattusrattus 19
No, three hours. She called the taxi 3 hours ago, and then an hour after she called the taxi, she called her father. I fail maths on a daily basis and I managed to figure that out.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Is that right? Oh wow. Still messed up
RedPillSucks 33
What are you doing using the work computer for FML. Get back to work!! Slackers, these days.... oops, the boss is coming... bye.
jaredofmo 22
You are just having no luck whatsoever! Close your eyes, and click your heels together three times... And see if you can find a blanket-like thing.