Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
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Fossilcoronet 0
Try the cab company again?
sammyf89 13
Just call the cab company and query why the cab never came.
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Comments (86)
harbqll 0
You have a desk job, and you work plenty of hours. Buy a car, loser. YDI
linnie_wesker 20
OP should've tried a different cab company or called someone else.. as for walking, the OP could be a young woman and walking home (however far it may be) probably isn't a good idea. I live in a neighborhood filled with rich, snobby assholes and I've still come across a few creepers when I walk home at night. You just never know.
bubo_fml 11
Avoid wrinkling your work attire by sleeping in them. Instead, remove your clothing & neatly hang your garments over your office chair. Then wash up in the loo. Awake early, get dressed & report for duty. Most importantly, post the office security video on you tube as fap fodder!
Skullcrusher 5
Since you hang out under your boss's desk a good bit of the day that should not be a big deal.
Lythargic 0
I'd call the can company and scream at that dispatcher for so long
tyghl55 4
You work in an office, so your probably overweight. Walking just might not be a bad idea...
jaycob11 0
xD
sknabc123 8
Ya you could always call the cab again, you deserve it for not calling anyone else again
arvale8802 1
Start walking...?
DaneTrain9311 7
Well if you sleep under your desk at least you won't be late for work tomorrow