Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML
Steady as she goes
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Frozen
Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML
Stylist
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Check this out
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
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JacksonCampbell 9
How'd that work out for you?
EmoGiana 0
I just wanna know why. :)
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Comments (336)
thekrammer 5
so?
dragonfire20 0
Why?
Madyy09 0
could be worse
CallMeHush 1
A WTF Blanket? Seriously? What was a shut-in like yourself even doing out of the house?
hayliepoche 5
UM...y???
Jboy1218 0
Bet you got some looks
lilbarnhart 0
I like how he doesn't tell why, he probably thought he deserved it.
kkmwong 11
How is this embarrassing? Eighty percent of Americans dress like garbage anyways, you're just one of them. Go to Europe to see how real people dress
Wazilla 0
That goes the same for Europeans. Diffrent countries, diffrent styles. People in Africa could be saying "Europeans dress trashy" and"They should dress more Traditional tribal African". Doesn't matter what country you are from. Every country has it's trash, and like fake statisctics, we need to remember to take the trash out!
taylorlynn1125 1
You're quick to judge, aren't you...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I say we should be taking tips from India. Now *that's* dressing.
TheDrifter 24
Straight up, the bed sheet with a sport coat look is Rockin.
atesydney 0
Dude, I would totally love to walk around/home with just a snuggie and sneakers, but unfortunately I don't have a snuggie.
MoreBeef 4
Now THAT's a walk if shame!! You deserved it.