Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
Today, 5 minutes before I had to leave for school, my friends convinced me it was "pajama day" at school. I showed up in slippers and Sponge Bob pajamas. My school wouldn't let me go home to change. FML
Steady as she goes
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Frozen
Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML
Stylist
Today, I got home, stripped down to my underwear, and laid on the couch. The cat came up, then started meowing loudly at me and bit my sides and legs until I put on sweats and a t-shirt. I now have a cat-enforced dress code. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Check this out
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
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JacksonCampbell 9
How'd that work out for you?
EmoGiana 0
I just wanna know why. :)
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Comments (336)
veruschka 2
must have had a wild night. lol
agummere796 0
where the hell were you coming from?
HannahLouise96 13
Sounds like a fun night.
spazmattic 0
did you do the duggie in your snuggle? "teach me how to snuggle teach me teach ne how to snuggle- all my bitches love me, you ain't f***in with my snuggie"
spazmattic 0
errr all of those snuggles were supposed to be snuggie. love autocorrect and not being able to edit your posts...
Shyboy333 10
shame
CatchtheTIMO 2
i hope the snuggie doesn't create static near ur body hair cuz that'll suck LOL
aaronruark 2
they should.not make a fml unless there is a story behind it I don't know if he deserves it or not
irokyoursox 6
I can't think of a situation that would provoke that
Flames_Fan101 0
wtf y?
misslc 4
ydi for owning a snuggie