Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Mummy's boy
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
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zarden 0
is it sad that I can relate?! get out now lady!!! it doesn't get better! my husband is regularly trying to reenter his mothers womb! sadly we live with her! get out get out get out!!!
rockefoe 6
wow major mama's boy.
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Comments (80)
doughnutboy99 2
most of the people saying dump him are shallow or 10 years old if they love each other then they will have to change anyone who is married knows this very
winterbite 0
that funking sucks. yes I did that on purpose.
ellieivy4 0
dump hum
fyl12345678901 0
gay
hansbaby 0
mammas boy!
Lil_Killah 0
that sucks :P
MyPencils 5
your boyfriend must love his mom!
Razman201 14
Guess it's time for a MILF alert lol. Sucks for OP!
Optomisticpencil 7
Dump that pansy. You need and deserve a real man.
Alastrina_fml 20
Momma's Boys are spineless. It won't get better, so you may want to run while you have a chance, provided you have any respect for yourself and your relationships.