lovehim
United States
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Serire
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Monroe, United States
It's probably for the best
Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML
Awkward
Netherlands
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Anonymous
Mummy's boy
Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
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zarden 0
is it sad that I can relate?! get out now lady!!! it doesn't get better! my husband is regularly trying to reenter his mothers womb! sadly we live with her! get out get out get out!!!
rockefoe 6
wow major mama's boy.
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Comments (80)
KayyLily 0
dump him for sure.
allichap2012 0
It's time for someone to be weened from the tit.
GotALife 11
Maybe he's still scared of being alone with you and had to invite a person he was most fine with....his mother. ROFL!
Locoluis 15
Furthermore, it seems that he wants you to be like his mother for him. You're not getting a husband. You're getting another son. Dump him.
ironwords 8
well?
lolol_BKYCHO 3
He's scared you'll rape him.
Jonkbaby 23
mmm hot..
carelessnymph 4
Op, Run. Run like the hounds of hell are on your heels. Don't look back, don't explain, just pick up and go.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Let's hope that he said "Oh, okay" instead of "Aww, why?"
bigantennaemay 3
what i don't get, is why ANYONE would actually WANT to be THAT close to their parents. of course, from personal experience, i hate my own parents, so maybe i can't understand the reasons why someone would do that....