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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.

gunmania0 12

That was a good hard metaphor.

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I'm real sorry i have three dogs and i can't imagine what i would do without them!!! I'm really sorry for you!!

Sorry for your loss

I'm sorry :( that stinks

Nice choice of words.

Sorry about your dog but I like the way you wrote that lmfao!

Awww that's terrible!! I feel soooo bad for you!

CaroAurelia 12

That is a very well-written FML, but I'm so sorry for your loss. Your dog is waiting for you at the Rainbow Bridge.

I am definitely using that analogy.

Sorry for your loss :(

OP you have a way with words.