Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Hair care
Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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Superbaker123 14
Why not make him clean it up? Does he not have any consideration for others?
takeittoem 8
<p>Ugh... should have made HIM do it....</p>
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Comments (18)
extremereviews 26
Well going by OPs username it looks like it's his brothers house, and he can do what ever he wants in it
Winchesterbride 9
thats disgusting. would have forced him to do it instead
MamaChey 24
17 year olds (i.e. #6) tend to be quite judgmental because they think they know everything.
RpiesSPIES 27
Perhaps OP was in a secret operation where his old house was used as an infiltraction point into an enemy's stronghold. After a failed infiltration, OP's house had to be destroyed in order to take out spies whom had stumbled across it in order to hide any evidence of the operation. Because of that, OP must deal with his brother's Pubic bathroom.
RpiesSPIES 27
This was meant to be a reply to #6
TacoTheDank 27
You were better off not commenting at all.