missTyfied
Sucat, Philippines
Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
Leicester, United Kingdom
Today, whilst walking to a primary school to give pupils a lesson on cleanliness, I tripped and landed on a dog turd. FML
Catois
United States
Treasure hunt
Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
das_shizzle
Montesano, United States
Oh shit
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Mary
France
Handful
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Rune
Squishy or non-squishy?
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Mr. E
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
gera3gera
United States
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
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Vegeto30294 19
That doesn't sound fun no matter how you try to make it sound.
Welshite 40
The things we have to do for an education.
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curlyfry33 8
With my luck I would spend hours trying to find some only to have my teacher forget to collect the assignment
MissSmartenup 4
Been there, done that! I actually didn't find it as terrible as the day where my parasitology teacher bring us some of his own feces, freshly collected, for us to play with... Brrrrrr
GryffinClaw 1
Sounds like a shitty situa- *Shot dead*
medichick 5
Ha! I can just see you staking out a dog and following it around the neighborhood.
brokenboy124 4
Why a stray dog's? How do you know it was a stray, maybe it is just a free range dog with an owner who is more than happy with the dog having run of the neighborhood? Wouldn't the local animal shelter be easier?
daxxbuttons 12
I'm surprised there's not more "YDI" for being in that sort of class in the first place. Ha.
coldsteelstu 4
when you registered for the class did you know what you were signing up for. parasites tend to be nasty on there own.
Psychology_13 8
just collect your own feces and say it was from a dog. :)
ktc24 3
Guess its a good thing there are a lot of stray dogs in the Philippines
scuttlebuttz 1
As gross as that is I'm sure the plethora of parasites you'll find within will be absolutely intriguing. Or maybe I'm just a biology geek.