Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
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Jghaugland 6
One time somebody threw up in my office and everyone just ******* exploded with vomit. I know the feeling.
Welshite 40
You should have told her The Ugly Barnacle story. She might have made the connection then. Or ask her what she had to eat. She might say "some roast beef, a chicken, a pizza...".
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Comments (84)
TerraShadow 18
Sorry OP, but you're lucky you didn't pass out
Sakuraashita 15
Might as well come right back at her for exposing you and your child to breath so foul... Or be the bigger person and just tell her you didn't know your kid was sick, apologize for the inconvenience so the kid keeps the friend, and then get the hell out of there! Run, run, as fast as you can! They can't stop OP, she's the gingerbread wo-man!
interesting33 37
I think it is understandable for her to be annoyed if she thought you knew the son was sick. Are you sure you aren't ill or something? Something smelling bad wouldn't normally make someone throw up would it?
smokecloud_ 37
If it's bad enough, one would. I struggle not to puke cleaning up dog shit and vomit.
rocker_chick23 27
#37 The smell of Axe always makes me throw up, so does the smell of garbage.
crushcrusher 33
the same reason why your son throw up, i suppose.
skyeyez9 25
With breath that foul, she probably has tonsil stones. It can make breath reek so bad, it stinks up an entire room when they are talking. Or certain medical condition makes breath stink too.
DylanHasClass 17
That's nasty
worldclassrager 41
Does toothpaste exist in their house?
D3str0y3r69 4
It reminds me of spongebob
helmiz 17
hahahaha...this is funny
QueenofWheels 13
lmao