Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bloomington, United States
Good boy
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
TheComputerGuy96
Italy
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
wished i had a cat
Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML
BarneyRubble
Ireland
Not so slinky
Today, I managed to lock myself out of my house again. My only option was crawling through the dog door. I managed it once before, but I must've put on weight because this time I got stuck halfway. My neighbour came over to “see if everything was OK.” He then helped push me through. FML
Anonymous
Royersford, United States
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Modern life is rubbish
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML
joser6969
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
Sky
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
xnickx
United States
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
ohhhemmgee
Reno, United States
Confused
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
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Valle79 5
Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?
sduhamel 0
Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?
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Comments (86)
wendyyyy 0
Rofl I don't think that's an FML. Sounds more like fun to me.
izzie2899 6
what's up with everyone saying via?!?
LilEinstein 0
*hint hint*
smallspuds 0
Hmmm. Depends...if you're 40 years old and are leeching off your folks you deserve it. If you're 14 & your folks are jackasses you have my sympathies. :)
bigdawg11 0
Damn u must be a littl person! No pun intended if ur a midget
jcbinglis 7
Wow. I wish I was that thin.
syed121417 22
People don't consider anything, Maybe OP and their mother live together and her mom changed the locks for safety precautions? Perhaps she changes them and forgot to tell OP? Doesn't necessarily mean she hates her kid. One time my dad came home while my mom, sister and I were out and since our kitchen has two doors, one with a key and one with a latch type thing, he latched the door, apparently forgetting we were out. It happens. FYL OP
randomman55555 11
what is the point of changing the locks if people can enter through the dog flap?