Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Bloomington, United States
Good boy
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
TheComputerGuy96
Italy
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
wished i had a cat
Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML
BarneyRubble
Ireland
Not so slinky
Today, I managed to lock myself out of my house again. My only option was crawling through the dog door. I managed it once before, but I must've put on weight because this time I got stuck halfway. My neighbour came over to “see if everything was OK.” He then helped push me through. FML
Anonymous
Royersford, United States
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Modern life is rubbish
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML
joser6969
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
Sky
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
xnickx
United States
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
ohhhemmgee
Reno, United States
Confused
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
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Valle79 5
Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?
sduhamel 0
Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?
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Comments (86)
demetrius19 7
I don't get it???????????????????
Faleni 4
she/he had to get into her house through the doggy door.
MasterRide 3
What's not to get? lol
saleha97 4
HAHAHAHA LMFAO.. I can picture that with ur ass up in the air :D
mintcar 10
Wait until she gets home. She's going to be incredibly angry that you found a way into HER house. She changed locks to keep you out OP. Question is, what did you do?
UpsidedownKayak 9
My guess is that OP is supposed to be in the dog house with the father. OP, you shouldn't roll over so easily. There is no need to sit and beg for a key to the house. I am sure you have been trained well enough to watch the house while your parents are gone. I hope your parent treat you to a snack for being such an obedient child.
mintcar 10
Wait until she gets home. She's going to be incredibly angry that you found a way into HER house. She changed locks to keep you out OP. Question is, what did you do?
jewels1877 0
Now you know why people call you a bitch! Baha.
fizzypop14 3
at least your not fat.
lizzyrulesyew 0
haha that's not to bad! I do that all the time xD
Buggi_fml 0
You Had to use the dog flap cuz your mom changed the the locks to HER house? Otherwise why the **** does she have access? Either way ydi lmao
rugger32 7
What's the point of having locks if people can get through the dog flap?
KaitHud 0
Hmmm. Good point.
qtips402 7
dont forget that op lives in the united states.
Trupe 3
Take a hint.