Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bloomington, United States
Good boy
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
TheComputerGuy96
Italy
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
wished i had a cat
Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML
BarneyRubble
Ireland
Not so slinky
Today, I managed to lock myself out of my house again. My only option was crawling through the dog door. I managed it once before, but I must've put on weight because this time I got stuck halfway. My neighbour came over to “see if everything was OK.” He then helped push me through. FML
Anonymous
Royersford, United States
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Modern life is rubbish
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. But it’s 2024, so I have a smart lock I can unlock through an app on my phone. Except I also left my phone inside. The worst part? I had to ask my neighbor to call my mom so she could unlock my apartment from her phone. FML
joser6969
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
Sky
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
xnickx
United States
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
ohhhemmgee
Reno, United States
Confused
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
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Valle79 5
Did you consider that just MAYBE she's trying to keep you out?
sduhamel 0
Wait a min, if u could get to ur House thru th door flap, won't it be vulnerable to breakins?
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tahoegirl93 0
WOW!!! The people on here are HARSH & INSENSITIVE!!! I'm so sorry!!! I wish you well & hope you & your mom can get along. Either she's a bitch or you did something wrong to cause her to do that. IF you did do something wrong, straighten yourself out & apologize. Good luck either way.
applejane 3
OP needs to suck it up, i do that all the time whenever i get locked out, and im just grateful to have a way in at all.
ohdarlindearest 0
how did u even fit through?????
texasjalapeno_fml 0
why do you have locks if a person fits through the dog flap
saleha97 4
exactly what i thought ..
ZachMitch1994 0
and now ladys and gentlemen you will notice that this person will no longer be posting any more fmls bc they are in jail .... if your mom changed the locks then leave
turtle_brigade 0
"oh shit, my key won't work to my house. oh, well i guess i'll just go find a hotel room somewhere else and start looking for apartments. i won't even bother getting all my clothes and personal items." you make sense.
turtle_brigade 0
To all the people saying ydi and "take the hint": Maybe op wanted to get his/her stuff out of his/her home before they were thrown out? and for those of you who say, "it's not op's house it's her parents hurrdurr", please shut up. When one has kids, they effectively waive the right to kick them out at any given moment of their choosing. hurrdurr.
smashgrab 0
After they turn 18, it's fair game to kick your kids out, especially if they are little punks that break into houses through doggy doors. By the way, when you say "hurrdurr", it doesn't make you seem clever, just retarded. When you say it twice, it confirms that you're retarded.
zehcrev 0
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vbmg152 19
Either you're skinny or you have a big dog!!! LOL!!!!
blueocean43 2
Is everyone here just assuming the op is 20 or something? Until you are 18 parents have no right to lock you out. You just don't do that to a child.