Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the N-word. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had no idea my mom was low key racist until I told her I was dating a black woman, and she told me that was fine, just as long as I didn’t do something silly like fall in love with her or let her distract me from finding a proper wife. Wow mom, just wow. FML
Today, I had to slowly and very seriously explain to my mother why there is no 'White History Month'. I can't believe we are actually related. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, my son said his first word. It was the N-word. We are white. I need to have a talk with my husband immediately. FML
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
Today, my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" and I'm 26. Truth is, I've been in the same relationship for over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML
Today, I had to explain to multiple people that even though I'm white, I have no interest in joining a hate group. FML
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Top comments
danial1214 21
Call her mom a cracker and see how she feels about it
calilovesneb 12
Why would she even want to call your mother such a disrespectful word in the first place? Deal breaker for sure.
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Comments (35)
Patrick1904 4
Why y'all can say it but we can't... That's racist
Evgeny2222 11
Nice, my comment was deleted, and I didn't even say anything racist, just expressed my opinion about political correctness. No freedom of speech here.
harrieslinger 17
Am I the only one who doesn't know what the n-word is?
Evgeny2222 11
It's "******".
harrieslinger 17
thanks!
LennyComa 39
Since the mobile app is replying to the wrong comments #29 your reply to your original post is #28
Enslaved 38
"White trash" is a racial slur. But you're obviously poking fun at the name but call someone that?. . . it can be offensive.
Whytetrash 21
Actually, it's a play on my surname, Whyte. Not intended to offend, only to self-deprecate.
Enslaved 38
Oh, I understand the humour. (: It's clear (to me) that you're doing it in good fun. I was just saying to call another person that would be quite rude. That's all I meant.
DaftDude 11
Shouldn't call anybody the n-word in the first place!
SWC_Penguin 17
Why are there so many YDI votes and yet no comments defending her? Who the heck is voting that way??
hanymandy 6
Wow