Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
aback 5
Quit feeding the son of a bitch. If WOW is the most important thing in his life, surely it can provide all his sustenance. Don't screw him, either. He doesn't need it. Warn your kid not to be a geek loser like his dad.
unctarheel529 0
this is why south park made the world of Warcraft episode.
dan13mey 0
LOL well it was prolly the new wing of ICC and that's important shit there! FYL for having award cerimonies on patch nights :P
Pearljammer001 0
go and moderate! new fml's needed
kaleyyy 0
why the he'll do we post shit on here and they never post it?! wtf
somethingawesome 9
that's a fail for your husband.
Pearljammer001 0
because the fml people are fags
tman9497 0
this is what's wrong with parents today you want your childiren to do the right things get a good education not do drugs and not be in gangs and there's nothing worry with that it's just how can you what them to do all these things and your husband can't even be there to support him just alwas remember your kids come first
kaleyyy 0
yeah I'm starting to see that
klakuv 0
What the media tells us about Wow is usually false, the game gives people an outlet for them to spend time. you just have to be able to regulate the time you spend playing the game and put aside time for the real world. Someone like the OP's husband who puts a game before his offspring needs a psychiatrist. And on a side note, he probably plays a DK if you know what Im saying :P