Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
dman1018 0
agreed this fml has been up for 4 hours and no other ones. that's y I moderate them too.
masimoto 0
what was he doing at the award ceremony?
gazelle_fml 0
that's terrible!! but at the same time YDI for not telling ur nerdy lazy ass husband to get up for an hour or two or even less of his life to see his son:| now that's ******:(
Pearljammer001 0
yeah seriously it's about time for some new material
Pearljammer001 0
this is like the most coments per hour of any fml ever
TexasFalcon 0
dang :/
fyllmao888 0
Wow, what a great dad you are this is so disrespectful, where are your priorities, and where does your kid fall on that list? Maybe you should work on this.
stillxsearching 3
FAIL for you. this was submitted by a WOMAN - obvi the mom - who had to explain the actions of SOMEONE ELSE - obvi the loser dad. plz learn to read before you comment.
blueultim 0
and the WoW nerds awaken
bclover2007 0
dude WoW is addicting but you still gotta know when. i mean i spent all last weekend playing 11am to 6am everyday FML
Pearljammer001 0
@ 136 wins epically