Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda" and "Hyundai" are two separate car companies, not to two different pronunciations of the same one. FML
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Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I found out that the word "segue" is pronounced like the "Segway" brand. Unfortunately, I found this out as I was giving a speech, which someone interrupted to correct me. I'm a 41 year-old salesman. FML
Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML
Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, I explained to my husband how much it bothers me when he constantly talks about one of his coworkers. He listened closely, never interrupted me, and seemed genuinely sorry afterwards. While he was consoling me and telling me that he'll stop, he called me by her name… three different times. FML
Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
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KK3137 31
Well, that Audi be annoying.
pphead 5
Well I don't really blame him. I did think that too when I was about 5 years old.
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Comments (84)
jb143 9
Well if you had to tell him that then you don't have a husband, you have a wife.
nyf137 20
Because girls are the only ones who make mistakes when it comes to cars? Or are they just the only ones ditzy enough to make mistakes this this?
False_Stupidity 42
Better take his Kia's off him, he's not bright enough to be playing with big boys Toyotas.
amberthebear 7
Lol that's actually pretty adorable
Richard6036 13
Not too swift that one ha ,
The_Khan 12
I usually come here to smile, slightly condecendingly at the foolishness (or bad luck) of others and brighen up my own day... either because the storys are just comically coincidental or making me realise I am not that bad off myself. Today, joke is on me, for I am also 35 and I did not know they were two different companies. :p
emmaajohaansson 6
I'm 20 and didn't know either...
DoomedGemini 38
I've never even heard of Hyundai
luvlu444 24
hes a keeper! XD
warrenhoward42 20
that would frustrate me to no end
StickyPickles 33
Some guys just don't know cars
tosdyke 16
...Let's not judge, we've all had facts twisted up in our heads that we thought were correct.
vikky538 29
He forgot Lincoln and lexus