Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, a really drunk couple staggered into the store I work at. One of them yelled at me, "Hey you! Kid! Tell us where the booze is at!" This would have been funny if these people weren't my parents. FML
Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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genesisnirvana 11
your parents are a win.
Andrewlostnow 3
your lucky all my mom and dad do is purr and meow
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Comments (148)
Admetria_fml_fml 1
I would totaly do that!
turkishjew 0
let me guess, that sounds a lot like Cleveland
SayPeanuts 29
I wish my parents were that cool!
Kayla860 8
Lmao I want your parents!
droptableusers 7
I just imagine them taking the head of out the window and yelling Woof! Woof!
spunkylady 24
This is one of the most epic fmls I have ever seen my friend. I only wish you would have gotten a video for us.
doglover100 29
I wish that was on video.
fantasyworld 39
That sounds hilarious.
magnetic_aura 26
My Pops does that sober. It's a fun quirk!