ash
United States
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Cpt_Concerned
Canada
Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
qx5
Canada
Drunken antics
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
geeb
United States
Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML
useless pos
Sydney, Australia
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
foxfur
Williamstown, United States
Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an hour to go to the liquor store after it opened because I didn't want to seem desperate. FML
choup
Australia
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Watchingmyfigure
Gainesville, United States
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
Anonymous
Winner winner chicken dinner
Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML
jannister
Bad Blankenburg, Germany
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
hellishome
Dad priorities
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Top comments
kickblocker 18
Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...
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RodzillaX 30
i like the way you think!
Blueglasscup 18
Yeah well at least you admit it...
BelleBelle_fml 11
Admitting you have a problem is the 1st step towards recovery. But I have a feeling that OP won't be seeking help anytime soon...
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
Nope, she will bs to busy bleeding every where. Although most rehabs would provide her with tampons
BIEBERSLAYER 10
It better have been a big enough bottle to keep you drunk through your whole period.
n_epic_fail 14
then hung over as hell after. u enjoy your week OP.
MikalaHart 4
Damn right! That alcohol better have been worth it, cause that's about 5 days of complete mess.... literally
thatnucca 36
Wait, isn't the southern comfort supposed to bring comfort down south though?
fogrunner 13
Menstrual cups are safer, greener and save money... Google them :D
BelleBelle_fml 11
Nasty
Blueglasscup 18
Hah I knew one of these comments would pop up on this fml.
TheBigFailer 0
Atleast you don't have the label of crazy alcohol rainbow pig when you go into a bar...
BelleBelle_fml 11
The ****...?
TheBigFailer 0
That's what the bartender calls a friend of mine
kelis_fml 0
You coulda brought cheaper booze and tampons!!
sara_saturday 5
that's what I was thinking!
redoakqtpie 8
It doesn't get much cheaper than SoCo. Maybe McCormick but that's just nasty!
daybowbow 0
Haven't you heard of Mad Dog? Oh, it gets far cheaper than SoCo.
kelis_fml 0
A real alcoholic wouldn't care :P
mrahhhhh 21
Apparently, Southern Comfort is the liquid panty remover. But OP is on her period. Period minus Tampons minus Panties?! 0_0
ironwords 8
Use the bottle to mop up the mess
n_epic_fail 14
you're going to wish u opted for the tampons when your liver is a shriveled up ball of nasty... but u know thats just my silly opinion.
kateheartswaffle 0
Haha! "Shriveled up ball of nasty." That's hilarious.
n_epic_fail 14
yep, and be sure to return that bloody tampon when your done...
minaa23 3
I agree.