Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ordered enough takeout for 3 people. When the delivery guy smiled and asked, "Family dinner?" I panicked and said, "They're parking." Even though I know that the delivery guy doesn't really give a shit, I stood outside my apartment for 5 minutes pretending to wait for imaginary relatives before going back inside alone. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, I ordered food for delivery. I actually made it sound as if there were other people at home so I had an excuse for ordering so much. I don't think they bought it. FML
Today, I ordered a mountain of junk food for myself on Deliveroo. Embarrassed, I pretended there was other people in the house by yelling, "Food’s here, everyone!" to avoid judgment. The delivery guy smiled and said, "Come on, be honest mate, no one else is in there is there?" FML
Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery, and when it arrived, the box was completely empty except for a receipt and a piece of lettuce. I called the restaurant, and they insisted I must’ve eaten it all, and was just pretending. I took a picture of the empty box and the soggy piece of lettuce to prove them wrong. It didn't work. FML
Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML
Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for myself. When the delivery guy arrived, I opened the door in pajama pants, messy hair and a face mask. He smiled and said, “Oh, this order says ‘Family Combo Meal.’ Where’s everyone else?” I just said, “They’re busy.” They weren’t. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
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TheLoneWolf87 4
Fosters Home for Imaginary Duechebags! It'll be a smashing success!
drunkenpoop 0
why would you care what the pizza guy thinks about you? odds are, you'll never see him again. i dont see an FML here ..
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Comments (53)
Chelsie_cheese 0
i love how theres always an ASSHOLE that only has shitty things to say to the posters. youre the fat ****.
Jman1906 2
BEST PRANK EVER!!!
Banan123456789 0
ur a insecure b**** who shouldn't be complaining. Your friends are a**h**** and not your real friends so get over it. Ur ugly because you don't have a bf and you wanted his number, did u really expect to get his it? cuz if u did u need a reality check. Maybe imaginary friends are nicer than ur so called friends. just get a life
loveyahun 0
People on here are meanies to people they don't even know...what do you people expect to gain from being meanies over THE INTERNET! God think about it. You will never see this person, you have NEVER met this person, you don't even know this person. The only reason you people are being douches is because you have nothing better to do with your lives! Now, if you will excuse me, I'm going out and doing something productive with my life. Have a nice day.
ham_salad 0
I actually lol'd at this one.
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Hilarious. Your friends had a pretty good prank there.
lolluv 0
not a big deal don't worry about it
Bucinka 5
This is an FML not because of what the delivery guy might think of you (it's not worth worrying about), but because your so-called friends didn't offer to help carrying stuff. I bet that while they were hiding, it was also time to pay. So you had to pay, and carry not only the pizza, but also the garlic bread and 2-liter bottles of soda for six people. I say get some new friends.
Baron_Random 0
You will never meet that delivery guy again, OP As for you #44, I agree. Some asshole is gonna do it.
Gateway13 0
hahaha your friends are funny as hell.