boopadoop
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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML
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EvilPotato 15
What's the name you picked?
gntfmlingnow 12
Did he at least find it?
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Katshoes123 5
Oh my That sucks well I hope he found it
DannyHugz_ 0
Just proves that your boyfriend wears condoms too big for his dick size ._.
brendanb33 5
It happens once in a great while, hope your going to get some plan b today though!
missashzilla 17
No one else finds it weird that she thought he was giving her oral when he was actually trying to find the rubber? Was he really fishing with his tongue? Ewies.
my2centsworth 15
I, too, thought it strange. Did she think maybe he was a five-tongued alien?
oxAshleAxo 8
I was wondering why she put "oral pleasure" in there.
CHOMP3R 0
I hope you got it out!!
jallred254 4
You are completely justified.
hobojo69 23
That's so wired cuz my friend asked what to do if that happens in sex Ed class, I guess it really was important
jobsman99 0
Tell him he needs to buy a smaller condom next time. But if you are pregnant you won't have to worry about a condom for awhile. And I hope while he was down there he did lick your clit till you had a good ******. If not send him back down to finish the job.
a_lenzmeier 11
Did he also not pop your cherry? (sorry guys I couldn't resist)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Oh my. o_o
leearm104 4
That's just what he told you... He never had a condom on.