Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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3P0N1N3 0
It's not a serious boyfriend if this is your first date. -.-
Ravenzin 2
I found this fml kinda weird Ticklish lips?lol
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Comments (149)
stinky817 0
dude, that's awesome! too bad she's now taken... :(
Maddoctor 10
Well, you never know. I know someone who saved her first kiss for the man she married. It's a bit extreme, but hey, it can happen. It's possible the OP's age is closer to that of an adult. Just a possibility though.
9az00 0
be honest...that wasn't piss; your "serious boyfriend" is just a hell of a good kisser.
carlinkid 0
kinda hot in my opinion
honeydoodles 0
That is terrible...I'm sorry for you...and people, the first real date thing makes perfect sense...
XxmidnightXx4545 0
HOLY CRAP!! Dude he see you pee yourself?!?!?
AXavierB 1
She never said it was pee. Like others, I think he's just a good kisser.
Neopopulas 9
What is it with all these 'i pee'd myself' FMLs. I see them all the time lately "Oh i really needed to pee and couldn't hold it and pee'd myself before i could make it to my door" "Oh i laughed and pee'd myself" I have never once, in all my many years of (adult) life, gotten to the point where i even came CLOSE to peeing myself. Maybe these are true but i just can't believe them and can only put them down to fake 'this embarrassing thing happened to me' posts. I mean, seriously, who pees themselves because they are laughing. I mean its not even like you were really LAUGHING, you were containing yourself, you didnt even have those powerful muscle contractions that real, heavy laughing gives you because you were stopping yourself laughing....
hither 0
have never once, in all my many years of (adult) life, gotten to the point where i even came CLOSE to peeing myself. -- You must have had a very boring life :(
Underwhelmed 0
Having control over your bladder doesn't make your life boring, I promise.
hither 0
You've really never laughed really hard when you have to pee?
Hockeylover87_71 0
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! How old are you?
Sock_fml 0
my money's on 12
Ryuu66 7
kaotic_dragons i agree with you however what shuzuko said was pretty harsh.
urlifesuckshaha 0
my ex girlfriend used to giggle when we made out i never knew why