Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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3P0N1N3 0
It's not a serious boyfriend if this is your first date. -.-
Ravenzin 2
I found this fml kinda weird Ticklish lips?lol
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Comments (149)
dayrin7 4
what? haha i didn't ticklish lips were possible.! haha aww i feeel bad for you.
plexico 4
Well, that should foreshadow the surprise your boyfriend is going to get when he first eats you out.
lo1337a 1
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blairvic 23
Hopefully the boy has a pee fetish!
Underwhelmed 0
Seriously, wtf is with people peeing their pants? Are you people born without sphincters or something? Learn to control yourself, that's just ridiculous.
letitbe56 0
Oh come on, you never accidentally peed a little bit when you were laughing? I feel bad for anyone who's never laughed that hard.
Underwhelmed 0
I laugh all the time, and no I have never peed my pants, because if I have to pee, I go to the bathroom. Honestly, I'm a very happy person and prone to fits of laughter but I have NEVER come close to peeing my pants. I can see when you get older and things get....weaker and you've given birth a few times. But for a healthy, relatively young person, it's not normal to pee your pants just because you're laughing. And she wasn't even laughing, she was holding her laughter in!
letitbe56 0
If you haven't peed, you're not laughing hard enough.
Underwhelmed 0
You're not SUPPOSED to pee yourself while laughing!! My mind is blown. Whoever told you it was normal to pee your pants is very, very wrong. My life isn't boring or sad because I have control over my bladder.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
who gets ticklish on their lips?
genius_man16 1
ticklish lips? How does that even happen?
Fett 0
Next time give him oral and giggle
vita_questa_roba 0
sometimes my bf will hold me down and lick my lips while I giggle uncontrollabley. it tickles. it is possible.
letitbe56 0
I'm not sure you can call someone you've never kissed a serious boyfriend. Or even a boyfriend. Committing to a relationship with someone you've never kissed is even dumber than marrying someone you've never had sex with. That feeling you get during your first kiss is part of how you know about someone! Anyway, FYL, OP. Though I suspect that if you were actually into the kiss, you'd find it wasn't ticklish at all.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
I saw a tv show where a couple got married and they had saved their first kiss together for the wedding. They hadn't even kissed each other before they got married. WTF? How do you even know you like someone and want to be with them before you kiss them?
Sugar_lipsXo 0
Because there is so much more than a physical aspect to relationships... so much more. If you actually get to know someone you're with, you'll probably live a happier life with your husband/wife. omg sooooooo much more. similar interests, beliefs, etc. idk maybe you're just really shallow.. :( sad.
letitbe56 0
Acting like sex isn't important is just another form of shallowness.
lo1337a 1
People who have never been given a good ****** say the physical relationship isn't important. Obvi you need a decent rogering before you can start lecturing people on the internet.
plexico 4
The OP is a ***** and all the "dates" she had before were paid work procedures. ****** don't usually kiss the johns, so the ticklish (face) lips problem wouldn't have got in the way. They just perform the agreed-upon services and leave. That's the only explanation I could come up with.