Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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3P0N1N3 0
It's not a serious boyfriend if this is your first date. -.-
Ravenzin 2
I found this fml kinda weird Ticklish lips?lol
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Fmlsrsbizness 0
My girlfriend has ticklish lips and I find it pretty hot.
plexico 4
Which set?
n_london 0
haha, awesome, plexico.
tenkenshi 2
That's the exact excuse she should have used.
ilg4evr 0
i've never heard of ticklish lips before! lol that must be terrible... and how many people pee their pants while making out? definitely a first...
sexymessy 0
I agree with the date part, everyone on here is so quick to judge about how serious can you be when your going on a first date.. some people don't consider just hanging out a date. So maybe this was the first time it was planned to be a date.
Ryuu66 7
 lol ticklish lips ive heard of but my butt is ticklish
LeoBrZ81 0
Ugh, how did you find that out?
Dessgeega 0
Wow! Despite the inherent "grossness" of the story, it's very endearing!
wellinever 5
Just as well he wasn't kissing your other lips at the time. Hmm. Are they ticklish too?
lolwut_fail 0
Until he smelled piss...
jc21_fml 1
oh thats gross !
weeeeeener 0
wow you have a problem