Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
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3P0N1N3 0
It's not a serious boyfriend if this is your first date. -.-
Ravenzin 2
I found this fml kinda weird Ticklish lips?lol
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PaulieeBooMN 0
I'm guessing this girl is like 13
remysgal 0
FML-ers seem to have a strange concept of boyfriend/girlfriend. This was 'first date' but with a 'serious boyfriend', and they'd never kissed before? I don't know if I'm just modern, but to me if you've never even had a date with someone or kissed them, the term 'boyfriend' doesn't really apply.
chippa 24
Hey, hey, hey. First REAL date. Read it. They might have just hung out a whole lot, at home and at school, went on walks, stuff like that. My friend did that with her boyfriend. They were together for a few months (then he moved) and had never once gone on a date.
imajinethat 0
My boyfriend actually asked me out and to be his girlfriend before we ever kissed... Just because most people make out before they go out doesn't mean everyone does.
zanthrax 0
Wetting yourself is what you do in the shower, what you did in the theatre is calling 'pissingyour pants'.
nanoflacka 0
Lol yea u did so good XD
iFruit 0
Agree w/ thugbert. Wtf, OP? I'm confused. I only got the 'my lips were ticklish so I peed' part. The rest was just a blurrrrr...
acd23 0
She said it was her first "real" date with him, which could mean they've hung out a lot before that, but this is the first time they've ever been together under the concept of a date.
bridgetheartsyou 0
you though you were doing pretty well. good does not work there. well is proper english.
Tupperware_fml 0
That reminds me. I knew a girl who pissed in English class when the teacher yelled at her for using "good" instead of "well." So stop with that or it will be FHL twice in one day.
tarsius_sapiens 0
why hadn't you told him about your ticklish lips before he kissed you?
fretforyerlatte 0
soo you're going to piss yourself every time someone kisses you? you'd better get a handle on that or you're going to be alone forever. sorry to sound harsh but nobody's going to stay with a person who pisses their pants every time they try to get intimate. unless you find a guy that's into that type of thing.
shuzuko 2
A lot of you people must just be ****** or something, seriously. My fiance and I were together for a month before we had our first "real date" and first kiss. Same deal with all my exes and I. In my opinion it's pretty trashy to make out BEFORE you start calling them your boyfriend or girlfriend.
waterynuggets 0
You're an idiot. **** shamming FTL.
Underwhelmed 0
Are you Amish? What are you doing on the internet? Go back to your covered wagon.