Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
Emi1y 21
Don't feel too bad about it, OP. I'm sure that cop wasn't a great driver when he first started either.
tfriend3 15
You're not going to be an all-pro driver your first time but it still kinda sucks he pointed that out. That was a little unnecessary if you ask me. Don't worry though, you'll get better at driving with more practice OP!
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Comments (54)
catanita 18
Is anyone born driver? It was your first lesson so in time the skills will improve. Best of luck.
ColonelCusswords 24
Points for doing your best ?
a1_z9 10
If you were driving that badly it was your instructor's fault for taking you out on a proper road instead of making you circle round a quiet residential street or carpark or something.
dreamful_artist 14
No one is going to be a perfect driver on their first lesson, don't take it so hard op.
worldclassrager 41
My first driving lesson I would like to forget...but you are learning don't take it personally
huulia_ 12
It's alright OP, I got pulled over the second day I had my license because I was driving too slow.
strike2867 13
Grand Theft Auto buddy, you needed to hit him and then steal his car.
mattrd_fml 31
who gives someone their first driving lesson on a major road???
superspooky 13
Why are all these nice encouraging comments getting downvoted? I'm starting to feel like I'm on reddit with all the downvoting trolls.
Elyas83 4
My wife was pulled over for suspected drunk driving on her first driving lesson. The cop came up to a window, saw a shaking 15 year-old girl and started laughing.