Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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Emi1y 21
Don't feel too bad about it, OP. I'm sure that cop wasn't a great driver when he first started either.
tfriend3 15
You're not going to be an all-pro driver your first time but it still kinda sucks he pointed that out. That was a little unnecessary if you ask me. Don't worry though, you'll get better at driving with more practice OP!
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Comments (54)
tranced_ 45
blame it on the gps. .
Chiara92_fml 32
You are not supposed to be good the first time around! That's why people need driving lessons,it takes practice. Don't sweat it,OP,the cop was just being an ass pointing it out!
Miss_Mandi 29
Obviously no one is good when they've just started driving, but that must be discouraging. Just keep trying, OP!
WOTAN1488 24
Wow you need to learn how to drive. ;P XD
mustangbravo 27
Forget that cop! Keep practicing and before you know it you'll be driving like a boss.
Norja 33
I hate when people pick on learners! People are so quick to forget that they were there once.
akai4986 16
that's really frustrating, but don't worry about it OP , you'll be pro in a matter of time
hedgedcats 19
Don't worry you'll get better but, your supervisor should have said something.
superspooky 13
lmao the same thing happened to me, OP. I had just gotten my license and the very next day a cop pulled in behind me to berate me for my driving and say that just because I have my license doesn't mean I know how to drive. It really screwed with my confidence. I've been driving for over 5 years now and just got discounts on my insurance for being a "safe" and "responsible" driver. So clearly I improved and so will you. Cops can be total dicks sometimes. Keep your head up and keep on going, OP.
linnysy 14
I'm on probation for driving! ? it could be worse!
hedgedcats 19
I wouldn't boast about that.