Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first driving lesson. I was so bad, the police stopped me and accused me of being drunk, because I almost crashed into the pole in front of them. FML
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
Emi1y 21
Don't feel too bad about it, OP. I'm sure that cop wasn't a great driver when he first started either.
tfriend3 15
You're not going to be an all-pro driver your first time but it still kinda sucks he pointed that out. That was a little unnecessary if you ask me. Don't worry though, you'll get better at driving with more practice OP!
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Comments (54)
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
I know it's a little late now, but you can print out those "Permit Driver" signs for your car. I've seen them a lot lately, and it's a good idea.
themouse 3
Wait, were you not wearing any L-plates? I thought the police were more lenient when they saw an L-plate.
jensenisbatman 12
It's ok your just a beginner
wsj93 6
Are you Asian? Or a woman? Lol
ProSwimmerFL 16
Now I'm sorry but if you were pulled over for a cop to tell you, you were a bad driver then he either needed to fill his quota or you were driving in the wrong side of the road try again OP
meghancuma 14
We all start out as bad drivers but practice makes perfect!
asmb100 27
Don't be too worried. The day before my license test, I went to get some practice in with my dad, and I managed to get the car up onto the curb.
Carlitosfmc 18
Well, that's why you are learning, isn't it? Nobody was a pro in their first try
Dean__Winchester 16
At least when you say it's your first time they'll believe you
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
that couldn't have happened to me on my first driving lesson. I couldn't get the car to drive...