Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MattClifford
Australia
Great start
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Failed
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Brittany
Kerrville, United States
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19
Sounds like you should have mooved over.
Pleonasm 36
I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.
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Comments (66)
ltaper11 20
Where in Maine. There usually isn't cows in the road lol
TecheyTim 14
HOE THE F*** DID YOU NOT SEE A 800 POUND BLACK/WHITE COW UNTIL AFTER YOU HAD HIT IT??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!
BaraSkit07 12
Most accidents can be avoided if you are a safe driver, so you should practice some more, and take that test again.
evanthe2nd 5
What did the teacher have?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Shouldn't this be the cow's FML?
OnlyTheDarkest 17
"Today I was just standing in the road, minding my own business when some ****** in a Student Driver car comes out of nowhere and hit me! FML"
simsgirlgem 25
FREE BARB B Q
PaisleyNumeroUno 3
How the hell did you manage to hit a Cow...in Rural Maine? bwahaha. I feel as if that was one lonely and attention seeking cow....
MeaganRC89 0
I live in northern maine and have never seen anyone hit a cow. A cow moose all the time but never the farm animal. Better luck next time!
SSTRNK 6
I'm no expert on rural Maine, but I'm fairly certain cows are pretty hard not to see. YDI.
nikolkaw 9
You just helped McDonalds with business. :)