Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MattClifford
Australia
Great start
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Failed
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Brittany
Kerrville, United States
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19
Sounds like you should have mooved over.
Pleonasm 36
I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.
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Comments (66)
Eivana 37
Sorry dude! I hope your car isn't damaged.
incoherentrmblr 22
Damn Heifer drivers...
RedPillSucks 33
I don't believe the cow was driving. But I could be wrong though.
graceinsheepwear 34
Wait-OP is Hugh Heifer's driver?
FloMarDee 19
is that an automatic fail? I mean, that could happen alot in rural Maine...
Futacy 30
"Oh shit, which one's the break again?" *CRASH* *MOOOO!!!* "Did I pass?"
tj4234 36
Trying to work out how this is even possible... Cows are quite large. Was it round a blind corner or was the cow invisible?
Futacy 30
Did this make anyone else think of Spongebob in boating school?
davek 36
Don't hit a cow, man!
keshaforever1 14
Well, is the cow okay?
graceinsheepwear 34
Now you can make cow pie with what's left.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Did the cow forget to signal? You see, this is why I prefer horses. They know how to use their blinkers.
Futacy 30
One cannot simply use blinkers to signal for a cow. One must learn the language of the cows. "Moooooove the **** over!!!"