Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MattClifford
Australia
Great start
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Failed
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Brittany
Kerrville, United States
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19
Sounds like you should have mooved over.
Pleonasm 36
I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.
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Comments (66)
wvcheesehead1 9
I hope your instructor was not Hindu. Maybe you should keep and tan the hide and use the leather to make shoes.... your gonna need them.
PhilMeUp 13
If you hit a cow then does that mean that you get a pat on your back?
ctchan2381 5
if you can manage to hit a cow while you drive... you should never be allowed on the road....bottom line... you are a shitty driver...
Rhian00 17
Are you sure you should be driving? How can you miss a cow???
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
I had an ex that was from Maine and she said while taking drivers ed she was routinely warned about moose because apparently there are a lot of moose related driving accidents where the driver, not the moose, was killed from the impact. Long story short, be glad it wasn't a moose.
justingug76 14
At least it wasnt a bull. Then you would have had a reason to shoot the bull and say this is some real bulls***.
amifaiyaz 12
What the.. How...
Jennyt97 8
Omg first time I've seen an FML from Maine! Sorry for your test but boooyaa for a Maine FML. !
Ringley 1
I also live in rural Maine, and have NO idea how this could have happened. Even if a cow HAD escaped the fenced in area, it's not like they move quickly enough to just jump in front of a car. You'd have to be paying absolutely no attention to the road to miss it.
Cow305 4
COWS ARE THE BEST ANIMALS IN THE WORLD!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU