Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MattClifford
Australia
Great start
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Failed
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Brittany
Kerrville, United States
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19
Sounds like you should have mooved over.
Pleonasm 36
I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.
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Comments (66)
Wowxoxo 17
Driving instructor: "Cow! 30 points!" BOOM. "Excellent, you're getting the hang of this"
JACKxRAWR 22
If only... all my time spent playing Grand Theft Auto would mean something!
Cow305 4
**** you
olpally 33
Reminds me of the movie, "me, myself, and Irene" lol. Hopefully you didn't have to shoot the cow dead. Ha.
hawright 13
Well, you should probably avoid those huge black and white heifers at all cost. Especially with the price of body shops.
watski 2
those little suckers just come out of no where!
icepick23 12
Steak tonight!
BellaBelle_fml 23
"Beef, it's what's for dinner."
crazytwinsmom 25
Do you get to keep your road kill in Maine? Hope so, makes up for the car repair costs.
wingedangel123 8
Keep the cow jokes rolling in, they're making my day!
sonnyrosa 32
Does it put you in a good mooooood?
TheHeavyOne 15
Act of God!! Almost hit a cow last year. It had broken out of it pen next to the highway & the Rancher accidentally chased it onto the road. Really no different than if you hit a deer, it can happen to anyone.
vanaathiel 13
Other than the fact that a cow weighs a S**t ton more and can very likely kill you. I saw a car after it had hit a cow, the roof was gone.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Deer and moose can cause massive damage including death if they go through the windshield, they aren't that small. I have seen the aftermath of a deer and it was pretty scary. Hitting any large animal has potential to cause severe damage to both the vehicle and it's occupants.
graceinsheepwear 34
Yeah, I have seen a deer hit total a car.
krnthuy 6
so....did u pass?
averypoorman 5
I take it you failed.