Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MattClifford
Australia
Great start
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Failed
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Brittany
Kerrville, United States
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19
Sounds like you should have mooved over.
Pleonasm 36
I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.
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Comments (66)
IAmMe204 25
Well that must've made a debt on the car.
pwnman 33
You know, guys? These FMLs have been so hilarious, that the puns here were so awesome, it made my day.
_justin_case_ 7
Did you pass?
cmac86 24
moo bitch, get out the way
OnlyTheDarkest 17
"I gotta go, we got cows!"
fatman1970 25
#59 Nice "Twister" quote!
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Well thank you! I was Hoping someone would recognize it.
Ripplez13 9
I'm sorry, but YDI. Cows aren't small and easy to miss, nor are they fast-moving. They don't spring out from the side of the road like deer, they lumber slowly, stopping to munch on some grass now and again. So, yeah, seriously questioning how you managed to hit the thing, as opposed to avoiding it, or braking.
graceinsheepwear 34
Because she was driving without a driver's license.
colvindj 22
How the **** did you hit a freaking cow?...
d4m4s74 12
Looks like you would have gotten your license if it weren't for some bovine intervention.
graceinsheepwear 34
Groan. God help us.
BlissfulLiss 18
Cow tipping to a whole new level.
buckdharma 38
Did you try to steer around it, or just t-bone it. Get ready for some prime ribs from your friends.