Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MattClifford
Australia
Great start
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
sopissed
Laurel, United States
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
Anonymous
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Anonymous
United States
Failed
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Brittany
Kerrville, United States
Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19
Sounds like you should have mooved over.
Pleonasm 36
I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.
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Comments (66)
Rockgor 6
Too bad Gary Larson wasn't there to record the scene. Of course he'd have to stand on The Far Side of the road.
Sanosukeskitten 22
I know this is late...this was in the Random FMLs. I live in Maine, and I'm just wondering...how do you hit a cow?! X'D I mean I understand that animals can get in the road pretty fast but a cow is a bit hard to miss!
whyme12345678920 9
Haha I live in Maine... I don't think I've ever seen a cow on the road
hiddenintheferns 11
Hope the cow and yourself got away okay!
fantastamazing 10
I had to take it in rockland and I nearly got hit by a UPS truck. I feel you.
peterblackmer91 12
How could you possibly not see a cow?