Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
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Top comments
bennn89 5
wow. that really sucks for you. maybe the pimples were already there and you just couldn't see them through the hair? lol
Yoyolol_fml 3
find a lover with a pimple fetish.
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Comments (127)
Enigmax2514 7
moral of the story... use sanitary body wax instead of candle wax XD
tanyab24 0
if u use something to exfoliate periodically afterwards then ull clear away the dirt that will hive u break out. the first time u was is the worst. skin is sensitive n hair is think n course. as u continue it get much easier to manage.
thantomaniac 0
ever heard of electrolysis?
sassyssg 1
u gotta shower right after and put neosporin or use an anti bacterial soap!
Gruv3r14 1
Better than in grown hair.
liamcumby 4
if ur a guy, its fine, only other guys will see ur back if u play sports ad they all deal with it too. but if ur a girl...... u shud be having ur back seen by guys ALLLL the time if ur any fun to be around. :)
LadyBA 0
The pimples will go away in a few days and your back will be smoothe. The best solution is laser hair removal. 6-8 sessions and you're done for life. Girls do it more than guys but there are more guys trying it now. Win-Win ;)
Tkao96 0
It's ingrown hairs.........? Didn't think of that huh?
cajekraze 7
Go tan a few days in a row. Real sun is best, but fake sun works too. Not spray-on. It'll help. In the future, use a wax prep and witch hazel after
metallicshadow 16
ingrown hair is a bitch