Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I quietly managed to get my clothes back on and get out the door without waking her. I made it all the way out of her building and to my car before I realized I had forgotten my keys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
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Wandering_fml 0
Sucks for you. YDI for just leaving like that.
manoverboard 0
ROTFL. That's what you gettt. Karma much?
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Comments (93)
FoundManyLemons 0
Whenever anything non-violent goes wrong with a night that starts with "So I hooked up with..." or "So I met someone in a bar and we had sex..." YDI.
MaaiQue 0
Asshole.
Evelyn_Babyyx3 0
Jerk much?lol..haha karma`s a bitch hun.:/
ddrluna 2
So you were man enough to sleep with her, but not man enough to be straightforward with her? Pitiful. And to all those who are insulting those who are saying YDI, no, it's not because we're bitter, it's because some of us actually have morals and values.
karissaaa 0
smooth xD
karissaaa 0
smooth xD
wudig10 0
FAIL!!! hahaha dude you ******* fail at life
Monty_Python 0
Ouch. FYL dude.
nji9ol 0
haha fail
LenWK 0
LOL. I'm betting every single person that said YDI is a bitch that woke up and found the guy she ****** wasn't there.