Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I quietly managed to get my clothes back on and get out the door without waking her. I made it all the way out of her building and to my car before I realized I had forgotten my keys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
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Wandering_fml 0
Sucks for you. YDI for just leaving like that.
manoverboard 0
ROTFL. That's what you gettt. Karma much?
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Comments (93)
itsstevie 0
Jerk. Girls wake up crying all the time because of one night stand bullshit like that.
pinkpolkadotsxp 0
wooowww.. JERK. hope that chick kicked ur ass.
kwinters 5
this sounds EXACTLY lke the scene from The Last Kiss... a bit suss IMO, but if this truly happened to you, a dick move on your part, YDI
crabbyabby193 0
omigod that suxx ass man
AmericansAreDumb 0
What do females expect after having sex with someone? An instant house in the suburbs, a white picket fence? Leave the guy alone... the only idiotic part on his behalf was forgetting his keys. Dumbo.
JustStayHome 0
YDI for hitting it and quitting it. Bastard. At least leave a note or something, geez.
Didisco 0
Point flip!
nigguhbrooke 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
smashgrab 0
I have morals and values too, but if I hook up with somebody and it turns out to be terrible sex, or she starts saying crazy crap like "I love you" on the first night, Im going to bail as soon as I can!
bleedforMayheM 0
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