Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I quietly managed to get my clothes back on and get out the door without waking her. I made it all the way out of her building and to my car before I realized I had forgotten my keys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML
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Wandering_fml 0
Sucks for you. YDI for just leaving like that.
manoverboard 0
ROTFL. That's what you gettt. Karma much?
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Comments (93)
stingrayas 0
be like you went out for a smoke and there in your car but you forgot your keys
dirkes 0
ass
SonjaJay 0
Ooh boo hoo. If you don't want to stay DON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER
XxxCowgirl 5
I sit on both sides with this. yes fyl because now you have to go back and if she didn't wake up n lock the door you'll likely wake her and have to explain sneaking out. & ydi because atleast when I hook up with a guy I make damn sure I have everything before I leave especially my keys. But in all honestly those trashing on him because you had moral and he doesn't well I'm sure she knew exactly what was happening to, it's not normally one sided & sometimes it really is just easier to leave in peace than face the awkward morning ahead.
whosurdaddy123 0
Aww dude thats wat u get for trying to pull a hit and run, lmfao!!
paraReborn68 1
Knock on her door and tell her you went out to get cigarettes. Even if you don't smoke just coulda bought some and played it like you do. Then you'd just leave later on with keys in hand.
cwl727 33
This is why you shouldn't sleep with random people.
MissSarcasm01 18
Well YDI for being such an ass
alliegatorrrr 13
Thats what you get. YDI.
xxghostxx98789 18
just say you went for a smoke problem solved