Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML
Today, I became aroused when slight pressure was applied to my throat. I was having an ultrasound done to have my thyroid gland and a lump under my chin looked at by an old male doctor. My mom was present. FML
Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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dd3_fml 0
haha wow that sucks. maybe she took it as a complement?
Howdyplz 2
THat's hilarious, FYL indeed. Especially because regular doctors probably get that all the time and understand by now, but an intern might be creeped out. Ask her out later. You know she was impressed!
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Amkii 0
She's probably used to it.
ChrisJNelson 0
I'm waiting for the bad part of this story...
john_ulan 0
at least you didn't poke her in the eye or something.
pleasetryagain 0
This is not an fml. Someone hot rubbing down your genitals is NOT a bad day. Even if she weren't hot it could have happened from the sensation. What's she going to think? "I can't believe this guy is turned on by someone rubbing his balls! ASSHOLE!" Get over it and enjoy the memory.
ihaveaidz 0
omg that totally is not an fml u get ur balls rubbed by an extremly attractive women get over it and be happy for urself gawdddd
opinionator 0
The opinionator is laughing at you.
udontknowme69 0
did you really just refer to your avatar in the 3rd person? haha F YOUR life... And as for the jelly on the nuts guy...idk if this is an FML, but it would def be awkward in that room...one second you're looking down at some hot broad rubbing your satchel, the next second your looking at your fat pud staring you in the face and only seeing her hair in the background behind it...it would scare the shit out of you...you must've been like holy sh*t...how'd that get there? lol
neonoodle 0
That doesn't sound like an FML. Usually I have to pay for that kind of treatment out of pocket instead of it being covered by Kaiser Permanente.
bubbles808 3
I am an ultrasound intern, and trust me, this is nothing new to us.
udontknowme69 0
Go out sometime? I promise i wont ask you to rub my nuts until the 2nd date!
Rockyio 0
lol..thats what i would have said
Nakedsquirrel 5
Not really an FML. Sometimes dicks just have a mind of their own, even if the girl is hot and you have no reason not to be turned on.
escapethecityx 0
bahahahaha