Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML
Today, I became aroused when slight pressure was applied to my throat. I was having an ultrasound done to have my thyroid gland and a lump under my chin looked at by an old male doctor. My mom was present. FML
Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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dd3_fml 0
haha wow that sucks. maybe she took it as a complement?
Howdyplz 2
THat's hilarious, FYL indeed. Especially because regular doctors probably get that all the time and understand by now, but an intern might be creeped out. Ask her out later. You know she was impressed!
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Comments (317)
icehot 0
yea i was thinking with #67
freddie_fml 0
I'm sure that's the very first time that's ever happened to her, ever. And I do mean ever. You are definitely the first man ever to have an erection in that situation. Ever.
LoonieBin 0
Wow #13, really? In half? That hurts to think about...
Futt_Buck 0
And I **** on her face.
Jertastic 0
Just look her in the eye and say: Baby, maybe it's just the swine flu acting up, but you give me the chills all over... or there is always: Baby, i will make you so wet, the shamwow won't be able to clean it up.
peidit 0
lol what did she do?
Some___Guy 0
Sounds terrible. You poor guy. Sounds like a very F*ed life.
djteller 0
FML?? Which hospital ? :P
look_its_me 0
lol 66 Don't worry dude, any guy woulda had the same reaction. I would say you had a very good day.
sickofnames 0
Calm down you whiner. The exact same thing happened to me. It's not a big deal or embarassing in the least. The doctors are used to this sort of stuff. It's a normal reaction.