Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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neonoodle 0
what a bastard.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...
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Zephyrus_fml 0
Why did you have an elaborate plan??? Why not just ask her?? Did it involve a complicated system of pulleys and levers??
well_this_sucks 0
omg... that sucks
1NinjaPaper1 0
#48 THANKS T_T You made me loose the game. In regards to your FML, I have two comments, depending on the circumstances: If your friends knew you were gonna ask her: What a dick. If he didn't: Tough luck, but your life is most definitely F'd XD
JStromberg 0
Smd now i lost again aswell :o
NorfolkDude 2
When you told your friend to distract her, did you mention to him that you were going to ask her to the prom? Also, any and all elaborate plan fails. Just go up, and be like, "Hey wanna go to the prom?" And she'll either say yes or no. Next time, ditch the plan, and get straight to the point.
fmlerryday 0
#29...what the **** f your life much...?
fitz_dizzyspells 0
that's so sad. i'll go to prom with you haha.
kellster 2
Your friend SUCKS. Did you let him in on the plan? If so, have him killed.
Sofa_King 0
I'm gonna say you deserve that one. Next time just ask the girl
JVonDahl 9
He's a jerk. You should tell the girl what happened, and ask her anyway. The worst she can say is no, and you were willing to take that risk before so...
patrickhb 0
EVERYONE - maybe the friend didn't know why he was supposed to be distracting her?