Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Cynically poisoned
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Noped outta there
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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neonoodle 0
what a bastard.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...
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theoldGP 0
what a douche! sucks that he was actually your friend.. maybe not anymore? well i hope you find another girl that will go with you to prom =]
troubledshampoo 0
Man, what a douchebag.
PSUraven 0
PERFECT REVENGE...take his mom to prom
zoopooz 0
I think you might have blown it on this one, he probably liked her too. I don't think he was trying to be a dick or **** your shit up. He had probably been planning to ask her out too, and when you told him your plan he was thinking something along the lines of, "Oh shit, I better ask her out now before I lose my chance." So he did, and she said yes. You should have known he liked her if he was a close friend. Next time don't show your plans to the enemy, and I know he's your friend, but if you are both after the same girl, he is an enemy in that sense.
thatguy0602 0
That sucks. Just go to prom with your friend's mom. Problem solved.
dragon_fml 0
#117 well said
brcck 0
Totally **** up his chances with her. 1. Tell her he has herpes. 2. Slash his tires on prom night. 3. Steal her. It's foolproof, really.
lame16 0
lol, #120
whynotlive 0
wow that dudes a retard to do that to you
nikkireese 0
i agree w #117. i am also a fan of herpes rumors. doesn't OP have any female friends to be his date? he can always charm the "stolen" girl at the dance. more victorious that way.