Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I asked a short girl to prom by making a "You must be this tall to say no" sign. She grabbed a chair, stood on it, and then said no. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
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neonoodle 0
what a bastard.
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
wow, what a dick. that sucks dude...
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Fmylif3 0
curbstomp that douchefag
rachel13_fml 0
I hope you socked him in the jaw. P.S- #29; How do you have the time to write all that??
blazerbum 0
STOP ASSUMING THE FRIEND KNEW WHY HE WAS DISTRACTING HER. thank you
schizoid_fml 3
hahahahahahahaha that guy is funny as hell crap friend bu my god what a comical genius!!
birds_fml 7
I've been hearing a lot about kids going to all this work to ask a girl to prom, like they're proposing or something. It's just prom. Just ask her out. And girls, stop expecting guys to make this stuff into a big deal.
fuckXemoXkids 0
i lost the game
Nakedsquirrel 5
Totally a dick move on your friend's part, but it shouldn't take an "elaborate plan" to ask a girl to a dance. Save that for a marriage proposal, when you're actually seeing someone and they're not up for grabs by the first guy that jumps at the chance. You kinda had that coming, dude.
enChanced 0
#34 You are totally right, he just had an even better plan, he wanted to drop his lame friend who plans big romantic ways of asking a girl to prom, and get a girl to go to prom with him. He killed to birds with one stone... this friend is a genius!
medahj 0
what a jerk'friend' hopefully you found someone to go with you!
vox_temperantia 0
I have to agree on wanting clarification about what the friend was told. If it was just to "distract the girl" then I don't think he did anything overly dickish in asking her, as he didn't know that was what you were trying to do. Believe it or not, sometimes just asking things like that, without going into elaborate schemes and plans, actually works! I recommend you try it sometime -- an overly elaborate plan is almost bound to fail.