Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML
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Top comments
nesteremily 31
Punch her back, explain later.
moophasa 19
Seriously? What a bitch
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Comments (79)
gobiteme2 34
Should have “pancaked” her right then and there.
dractheripper 11
Bitches be crazy. God forbid you're polite in modern society, any common courtesy is seen as flirting now.
munchly 17
Brat
munchly 17
At least you know you DID look GOOD since she was so jealous ;)
Boren 11
No wonder he's looking for someone else, I would be.
catanita 18
I had to say it - some women are so stupid. Why talking to a guy means that you hit on him? Or how you were supposed to know that he even has a girlfriend? In this case she should have punched him. He dared to open his mouth and talked to you.
5secondsofvvifi 21
Well next time I guess you won't accept a compliment. But seriously, she needs to have a cup of calm the **** down.
Xivion 19
It shouldn't be called "hitting on" or "flirting with" just because you tell a girl she is pretty or beautiful, all girls are beautiful. Can't say I personally see EVERY girl that way but most and I know for the ones I don't see that way there is someone else somewhere that does. I love my fiance and she will always be the MOST pretty and beautiful, but I don't think that giving a compliment to another girl should be taken so seriously (in a bad way).
kavyashahs 16
What the ****!!! Punch her back, later explain her what happened.
Mungolikecandy 19
In the U.K. that is classed as Common Assault. Press charges to ensure that she does does not do it again to someone else and end up doing a lot worse than she did to you.